SongmanC

………I spent some alone time attempting to understand Obama’s recent speeches.It is an extreme procedure understanding his radical thought processes ..it required some radical thinking as well as some unusual acrobatic brain strain.I began thinking my best chance to achieve these types of revelations could only be accomplished by banging my head against a steel anvil followed by a repeated pounding of a sledge hammer.As I gently hit my head with the softest part of the palm of my hand, I realized very quickly that anything that landed on my head harder than this, might allow me to gain some insight into the level of damage that it would take to accept any of Obama’s word couplings as thoughts that might relate to any kind of reasonable need for action or understanding of any motions that he or his friends have taken  but I may not survive the dents in my skull.

…..Any attempt to understand his thinking would only lead to my permanent stay in a hospital in a vegetative state or a  government mental holding facility along with other conservatives that would eventually be herded together until time for the show trials to begin.So..I resigned myself to using a more a traditional form of thinking to analyze Obama’s words.First,relying on common sense to apply what I would expect a normal speech by a President concerning important issues that relate to the United States of America to sound like,then listening to an Obama Hussein speech and begin understanding through prayer an fasting,mostly pray as it is hard to put down food psychologically knowing it will be in such short supply as the meaning of Obama’s words begin to become understandable.
To translate what I have been able to clearly understand after several aspirin headaches listening to Obama’s reading from his twin teleprompters, so far is as follows, some words are left out as they only befuddle the meaning… Here goes….

Hello[any greeting](meaning-To begin,I will tear off as many babies arms and legs as possible and burn them alive with saline solution before crushing their heads in abortion procedures, no matter how close they are to kindergarten)I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,crisis,I,I,I,I,I,I,Let me be clear.I,I,I,I,(I am pretty your are stupid)I,I,I,I, catastrophe,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I(you must be pretty stupid to listen to me)I,I,I,I,I,I,I,(I am smart you are ugly)….(completely unintelligible) I,I,I,I,I,I,I(I have inherited the biggest crock of B.S. since the great depression),I,I,I,I(random line from a speech from Ronald Reagan to confuse everyone even more).I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,(I am sending the troops in a circle to be shot at like a carnival attraction)I,I,I,I,I(everything is Bushes fault)I,I,let me be clear,I,I(I am buying votes from Union leaders and building a vast Nazi type S.S. with stolen public funds / slush funds which I call a stimulus Package so I can be re-elected)(But if it looks like these community organizers can’t dig up enough dead bodies to stuff the ballad boxes,I’ll make it so bad by spending America’s money and wasting it on crap like global climate hoaxes that I’ll be able to call for martial law and take over as dictator.)

……I,I,I,I,( The World can name a New College after me,’The Institute of Institutional Failure’.)I,I,I,(I am on track to create the most phony baloney jobs in the history of propaganda and eating with a mouth)…(speaking of eating) I,I,I,I,I,I,I,’let me be clear’…(I will NOT stop the destruction of farmland in California, larger than Rhode Island from turning into a new dust bowl, which would have fed America and kept food cost somewhat reasonable or food even available, all to save an endangered Delta Smelt Fish that is smarter than Barney Frank) I,I,I,I,I,I,I,(The smelt can help me to Starve America into submission)…I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,….(California will be another bail out program that gives me more Slush Money…)I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,catastrophe,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I, Complete transparency,I,I,I,I,let me be clear,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,crisis,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,(I will be working closely with Al Queda and Taliban and any other known Islamic terrorist groups to give them every chance to help me remake America into a banana republic of pure chaos and an opportunity for me) and I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,racism forever(Divide and conquer),

…….I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,Let me make this clear ( Anything that advances the United States Economically,productively or promotes safety in or outside it’s borders will come to a stop,I,I,I,I,I,I,I….

…..,I,I,I,I,Crisis,I,I,,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,full transparency,(Nobody is allowed to see anything we’re doing)(We will keep every door closed…unless you have legitimate terrorist credentials/then we will change your name to  something like-eg-accidental tourist )I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,,I,I,I,I,I,I,I, I,I,let me be clear,I,I,I,I,I,I,catastrophe,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,(I will be ordering a full task force, a full investigation, with a full committee, with a host of silly azz fools with fingers tickling one an other’s rear ends to explain anything I might or might not have said)…I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I, (so you will never be able to understand anything I’ve said before the end of time….or.)….’Since the great’ depression I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,(and Everything I said yesterday does not mean what I said)I,I,I,I,I,let me be clear,I,I,I,I,I,I,.I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,catastrophe,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,Crisis,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,(thank you for allowing me to waist your time and ruin your lives)..(If you are part of any organization relating to the military you must clap as I have become your commander with the help of Satan).

……No Questions…….(you might discover that I am a Godless,egotistical,moron and I am just tapping my toes till Hell opens up under my feet….Then I  will be swallowed up, only to fall on top of
Chris Mathews and Keith Olbermann who will continue broadcasting to portions of Hell from its brand new, heated rectal region.)….

…….This fairly completes the meaning of Obama Hussein speeches and administration in a nutshell, except to mention with his relationships with people and philosophies like Saul Alinsky,Jeremiah Wright,and terrorist  Bill Ayers…..he obviously does not appreciate America in all it’s greatness as we have known it or as designed by our founders and the Constitution and is working to dismantle it.

…..He claimed to be a Christian….(he couldn’t get the word Christian out of his mouth, in an interview with George Stephanopoulos who had to say it for him….)….to get the christian vote.(….then claimed we are not a christian nation)_…20 years in Jeremiah Wrights church…..Jeremiah Wright ….I will go out on a HUGE LIMB here, ”GD AMERICA”-  Jeremiah Wright (America/whitey hate’n)was/is NOT a Christian either.

……  Obama was a Muslim(not that there’s anything wrong with that…….unless-of course-you are in a free country and allowed to actually read the Quran ….and it’s many teachings eg… hudna-allows you to lie about anything especially w/hand on Bible)…….

…his father was a communist and a  Muslim and Obama wrote his book with honor to his father and his roots.

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……I should also mention,I  have some insights into Obama’s after life, while delving into this spiritual journey of understanding B. Hussein Obama which culminated in an odd vision quest experience.

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……I believe I see a possible hellish eternal future with Obama craving his nicotine in the hot zone,so to speak.This craving would be a 1000 times more but he would never be allowed a cigarette ever again or any ability to eat food,drink liquid,sleep,or speak to anyone ever again, He could be destined to live eternally or at least a thousand years in his own private very very smelly ashtray….and a giant beast would constantly crush out enormously expensive huge cigars on his head.I am not sure of the accuracy of this visual message but It actually allows me an opportunity to feel sorry for the poor schlub.

……..Obama does have an opportunity to ‘change’ his fate through an easy plan of forgiveness…but he also would have to ‘CHANGE’ I am not sure he understands the meaning.